A 47-year-old local man has been praised for his unwavering commitment to consistency after returning to Lucky Plaza to assault the same woman for the second time in a year.

Despite receiving a "conditional warning" from the police last May—the legal equivalent of a pinky promise—the suspect decided that his violent hobby deserved a high-budget sequel.

The Singapore Police Force expressed genuine shock that a sternly worded letter failed to act as a magical barrier against the man's irresistible urge to use a 33-year-old woman as a human heavy bag.

"We thought the warning would make him rethink his life choices, but it turns out some people actually enjoy the gourmet catering in Changi Prison," said one official while filing paperwork for "mischief," a legal term usually reserved for toddlers and people who smash phones during a tantrum.

Witnesses at the scene noted that the man’s kicking technique had significantly improved since his 2025 debut, showing a level of dedication rarely seen outside of national athletes.

Experts suggest that Lucky Plaza remains the top choice for public meltdowns because the name provides a hilarious irony when you are getting your teeth kicked in next to a money changer.

The man now faces actual jail time, finally achieving his dream of a state-funded staycation after his previous warning proved too subtle for his simple brain.