A local visionary has been hailed as a national hero after he was spotted using a crusty snot-rag to blindfold himself on the East-West line.

The man, whose spectacles were the primary structural supports for his makeshift mask, successfully blocked out the sight of his own misery.

Witnesses say the handkerchief was likely saturated with three years of accumulated nasal discharge and the dried tears of a thousand unpaid overtime shifts.

Stomper J, a professional kaypoh with absolutely zero productive value to society, decided to document the man’s desperate attempt at peace so the entire nation could judge him.

"LOL," said J, who clearly finds the sight of a man slowly rotting inside his soul on public transport to be the pinnacle of comedy.

The handkerchief method is being touted as a budget-friendly alternative to emigrating, providing a temporary escape from the fluorescent hell of the MRT.

Experts suggest the man was likely trying to avoid eye contact with the terrifying realization that he has four more decades of this shit left before he can die.

By jamming the cloth under his frames, the commuter created a sensory deprivation chamber that smells of old detergent and the crushing weight of the GST hike.

Confirm plus chop, the snot-rag provided more comfort than any government-mandated mental health initiative ever could.

LTA is reportedly considering installing "darkness pods" for the low price of $12.00 per minute for commuters who can't stand to look at another sinkie’s face.

CB Stomper J is the kind of pathetic voyeur who would film his own grandmother’s funeral if he thought the footage would trend on TikTok.

At the end of the day, the man’s only crime was wanting to smell his own boogers rather than stare at the bleak industrial wasteland of Jurong.

If you see someone sleeping with a rag over their eyes, please remember to be a total lan jiao and take a photo for social media because privacy is for people who don't live in a 700-square-mile panopticon.