The Mandai Wildlife Reserve has officially implemented a new "Tenant Management System" requiring all resident animals to pay monthly rental fees.

Management cited the rising cost of land and the unfairness of primates living in high-ceiling enclosures without paying property tax.

Any giraffe unable to meet the monthly installments will be evicted to a swamp in Tuas.

"Eh, everything also increase price, why the tigers get free stay?" shouted Senior Keeper Tan.

"You think this one charity meh? If no money, then go find job at the Night Safari and do OT lor!"

The Pandas have reportedly been hit with a "Foreign Talent" levy to offset their exorbitant air-conditioning consumption.

"Even the otters also must pay COE now," complained visitor Uncle Teck.

"The gahmen really suck them dry, sibeh jialat for the wildlife man."

Failure to contribute to the national GDP will result in immediate conversion into novelty keychains.