The Singapore Armed Forces has officially rebranded the soul-crushing twelve-hour wait at the shooting range as a "High-Intensity Strategic Patience Exercise."

Thousands of sweaty recruits spent the afternoon staring at a single grey cloud, waiting for the CAT 1 status to fuck off so they could finally fire five pathetic rounds.

"Lanjiao lah, I sit here so long my balls start to grow moss already," remarked Recruit Lim, who had finished reading the entire SAR 21 manual four times out of sheer spite.

"Last time I sign on, I thought I become Rambo, but now I just expert in staring at grass and feeding mosquitoes," he added.

Company Sergeant Major Koh was heard screaming, "You all wait for what? You think the target will walk here and kiss you is it? Be grateful I don't make you do knock-it-down until the rain stop!"

Military analysts suggest that the "Wait-Rush-Wait" doctrine is designed to ensure soldiers are too bored to feel any physical pain during an actual invasion.

At press time, the range was delayed for another three hours after a corporal lost a single blank round, triggering a full-scale forensic sweep of the entire muddy wasteland.