The Ministry of Home Affairs has officially integrated neighbourhood "Zumba Aunties" into the nation’s frontline tactical response units.

Armed with high-waisted spandex and portable speakers blasting distorted 90s techno, these women have successfully cleared more public spaces than tear gas ever could.

What was once considered a casual "lepak" hobby has evolved into a terrifying display of uncoordinated limb-flailing that defies the laws of physics and human aesthetics.

"Wah lau, you see their hand movements or not? Like swimming but on land, very scary one," noted local resident Tan Ah Kow.

Authorities confirmed that the sight of fifty menopause-charged seniors shimmying to a "Despacito" remix is enough to halt any illegal assembly instantly.

"Eh, we not just dancing hor, we marking territory like alpha predators," said lead dancer Mdm Wong while aggressively adjusting her neon visor.

The public is advised to stay fifty metres away to avoid permanent ear damage or accidental eye-gouging from a stray jazz hand.