Singapore’s Ministry of Manpower has officially launched a probe into the River Wonders manatees for displaying a level of chill that is legally considered a threat to the national economy.

While ordinary citizens suffer through soul-crushing 80-hour work weeks, these aquatic potatoes spend their entire existence floating in cabbage-filled bliss without contributing a single cent to the GDP.

The Amazon Flooded Forest has become a sanctuary for burnt-out locals who pay $40 just to watch a giant rodent like the Capybara achieve the inner peace they will never afford.

"Wah lau, these manatees really power sia, whole day just stone and eat vegetable," said local observer, Tan Ah Lian.

"I also want to be like them, just float there and let people take photo, no need to answer boss's WhatsApp at 2am, steady pom pi pi."

Authorities are considering replacing the Giant Pandas with high-speed AI servers to ensure no visitor accidentally experiences a moment of unearned joy.