Singapore has officially criminalised "plate-clearing" as a disgusting display of low-SES behaviour.

To uphold our reputation as a global hub of excess, the Ministry of Sustainability now mandates that 30% of every meal must be discarded to properly nourish our landfills.

Hawker centres will soon install "Poverty Sensors" to detect anyone attempting to finish an entire bowl of Laksa like a desperate peasant.

"Siao eh, I finish my rice only, then the auntie scream at me say I 'low-class' and call police," complained local diner, Lim Teck Wee.

True patriots are encouraged to order five extra sides of Wagyu specifically to leave them untouched as a sacrifice to our soaring GDP.

If your tray isn't dripping with perfectly edible wasted calories, you are basically a national traitor.