Singaporean start-up ‘KiasuCloud’ has launched a revolutionary online platform that bypasses the classroom by streaming intensive Maths drills directly into the womb.

The app, priced at a modest five-figure monthly subscription, ensures that infants are already proficient in Additional Mathematics before their first breath.

Developers claim the frequency-based learning modules use ultrasonic vibrations to stimulate the pre-born brain, effectively eliminating any chance of the child becoming a low-income burden.

"Wait until the baby out already then start tuition is too late lah," said high-achieving mother Mrs. Tan, while strapping an iPad to her eight-month bump.

"My girl must go RGS, so better she learn her multiplication tables now before she even see the light of day, if not later she become very blur like sotong."

Ministry officials have praised the innovation, noting that it successfully removes the unnecessary distraction of a childhood.