Tinder Singapore has introduced a ‘Genetic Viability’ badge to ensure users aren't wasting the nation’s time with inferior DNA.

The app now automatically syncs with tax records to ensure anyone earning less than the national average is immediately shadow-banned for being a financial parasite.

"I cannot date someone who takes the bus, it's very embarrassing one," remarked socialite Jolene Low.

"My skin very sensitive to the poor people smell, you know?"

Bumble’s new 'Productivity Update' sends a high-voltage shock through the phone if a user fails to secure a marriage proposal within three dates.

"Wah, the pain is real but the efficiency is even more real," said local bachelor Marcus Lim.

"Last time I talk for three months also no result, now I get married or I get heart attack."

The update also includes a 'Facial Symmetry' AI that automatically blocks anyone with features deemed too common for high-society standards.