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Singapore Slurp: New Singapore Penthouse Pool Designed For Superior Sinkie-Shaming
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New Singapore Penthouse Pool Designed For Superior Sinkie-Shaming

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Alex Wong
Sunday 17th May 2026 @ 06:00 SST
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A new $45 million penthouse in Orchard has unveiled a transparent infinity pool designed specifically for the ultra-wealthy to display their wet assets.

Developers claim the "Human Goldfish Bowl" allows owners to maintain eye contact with commoners sweating at the bus stop sixty floors below.

Property expert Alaric Tan noted that swimming in a glass box is the ultimate way to prove you have nothing to hide besides offshore accounts.

"Wah lau, last time I swim public pool auntie backside always hit my face, now I can show my six-pack while I soak bird," said owner Jackson Lim.

The pool’s filtration system is reportedly powered by the recycled tears of aspiring BTO applicants.

Critics argue the feature is ostentatious, but residents say the sunset is better when viewed through chlorine and pure superiority.

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