The Housing & Development Board has unveiled its latest "Total Surveillance" automation suite, ensuring no resident accidentally enjoys a moment of unmonitored leisure.

The system features AI-driven floor tiles that detect if a resident has been stationary for too long, immediately deploying a high-voltage reminder to "stop being a lazy slacker."

To enhance national productivity, smart mirrors now display real-time comparisons of the neighbour’s massive bonus versus the resident’s own pathetic bank balance.

"Wah, the sensor damn siao one, I just want to stone only then the fridge lock itself and call me fat," said local resident Tan Ah Kow.

"Last time only my wife nag, now my air-con also scold me say I wasting electricity," he added.

The premium package even integrates with heart-rate monitors to alert the authorities if a citizen experiences a level of joy that exceeds the approved national quota.

"Everything auto-link one, my life now truly seamless like the Gahmen promise," Tan remarked while being Tasered by his smart toaster.