Mandai Wildlife Reserve has confirmed that its spotted hyenas have officially stopped pretending to enjoy raw meat and have pivoted to mocking the interpersonal failings of visitors.

Tourists reportedly paid fifty dollars to stare into a pitch-black bush, only to be met with a rhythmic cackle directed at a man wearing socks with sandals.

The "Creatures of the Night" show has been rebranded to "Creatures Judging Your Life Choices" to better reflect the predatory nature of the local fauna.

“Eh, that hyena confirm can see uncle’s bank balance through his cargo shorts, that’s why laugh so loud lor,” remarked visitor Lim Ah Seng.

“The animal look at his face then look at his wife, then straight away roll on floor—I also want to cry for him, sia.”

Management insists this psychological warfare is part of an "enrichment programme" designed to humiliate humans into better conservation habits.

If the animals don't witness a public tantrum by 9 PM, they simply refuse to wake up for the tram.