In a move that has left millions of sexually frustrated citizens in tears, a Sunda pangolin at the Night Safari has successfully reproduced for the first time in a decade.

While the government begs locals to procreate using awkward posters and cash incentives, this scaly mammal simply needed some fresh sand and a quiet log to get the job done.

Mandai Wildlife Group confirmed the newborn pup is healthy and already exhibits more personality than the average middle-manager.

"Wah lau, even the animal can find partner and make baby," remarked one lonely eyewitness.

"I stay in condo, drive Mercedes, but still solo player at 40 years old. This pangolin confirm use cheat code one, or maybe the Night Safari air got special pheromone lah."