Pyongyang’s UN envoy Kim Song has confirmed that North Korea treats the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty with the same respect a taxi driver gives to a "No Waiting" sign.

While Singaporeans are conditioned to suffer a panic attack if they forget to return a food tray, Kim Jong Un has decided that international laws are basically just "optional suggestions" for people who own ballistic missiles.

The regime stated that its nuclear status is permanent and significantly more functional than the North-South Line during a tropical thunderstorm.

Local HR managers are reportedly terrified that this "doing whatever I want" energy might infect office workers who currently ask for permission to use the toilet.

"We are not bound by your silly papers," the envoy said, while presumably using the original treaty document as a coaster for his illegal Russian vodka.

Global leaders remain stunned that a country can simply ignore a rule without receiving a $1,000 fine and a public shaming on Mothership.