The Singapore government has confirmed it is "seriously studying" the implementation of nuclear power, concluding that a total radioactive apocalypse is still significantly more affordable than current electricity tariffs.

Energy experts suggest that while a localized core meltdown could theoretically vaporize Jurong, the surviving population would benefit from unprecedented energy security and a radiant green skin glow that saves millions on street lighting.

"We have weighed the risks," stated one official from his lead-lined bunker in Bukit Timah. "And frankly, growing an extra limb is a small price to pay to avoid another fuel surcharge. The radiation might even mutate our workforce into a more productive, sleep-deprived subspecies that doesn't complain about work-life balance."

The proposed "Merlion Fission Project" will likely be situated in Yishun, as residents there are already accustomed to inexplicable supernatural phenomena and high-stress environments.

Authorities have urged the public not to panic about plutonium leaks, reminding citizens that the government has already successfully managed the ERP system, which is arguably much more toxic to the average human soul.

If a leak occurs, the official response will likely be a one-time $30 CDC voucher and a firm reminder that complaining about radiation shows a lack of national resilience.