Minister Ong Ye Kung announced a bold plan to train 10,000 healthcare workers to help Singaporeans achieve their ultimate KPI: dying quietly.

By 2030, one in five nurses will be professionally certified to stare you in the eye and confirm your warranty has officially expired.

The initiative aims to transform the "Super-Aged Society" into a "Super-Dead Society" with maximum administrative efficiency and minimal hospital bed wastage.

This new "Death Force" will empower community workers to manage your final moments while you finally access your CPF funds for a celebratory round of adult diapers.

"Palliative care is everyone's business," the Minister noted, suggesting that your Shopee delivery man might soon be qualified to sign your certificate of departure.

Citizens are encouraged to plan their own shutdown digitally through myACP, ensuring the government knows exactly which urn you want before you even finish your last meal.

The Ministry of Health believes that helping patients expire at home is the best way to keep hospital corridors clear for people who still have a pulse.

With a quarter of the population heading toward the light, the government is making sure the light is energy-efficient and LED-powered.

The "Compassionate Communities" movement will soon deploy neighbors to ensure you aren't just sleeping, but are actually fulfilling your national duty by ceasing to exist.