Local Physics legend, Dr. Lim "The Proton" Tan, has negotiated a contract requiring a fleet of supercars and a personal face-tuner for his next seminar.

The tutor, whose face covers 40% of the island’s bus stops, refuses to solve quadratic equations unless addressed as "Your Imperial Academic Highness."

Parents are selling their homes to fund a three-minute Zoom call where Dr. Tan mostly flexes his biceps and adjusts his Rolex.

"Liddat only can get A1 lor, if don't pay then my son confirm fail his life is it?" remarked one desperate mother while handing over her life savings.

The Ministry of Education is now considering replacing all actual teachers with life-sized cardboard cutouts of men in slim-fit suits.

Dr. Tan’s latest "Secret Cheat Sheet" is currently trading on the black market for more than a prime Bukit Timah bungalow.