The Singapore Police Force has officially suspended its search for 55-year-old Ng Choon Siong after realizing that looking for a middle-aged man in grey shorts and a grey T-shirt in Bedok is like searching for a specific grain of sand in a construction site.

Investigators admitted that their "I-Witness" portal has been flooded with 42,000 photos of different men who all look like they haven’t had a satisfying bowel movement since the 1990s.

"We’ve accidentally detained six different men who were just trying to buy 4D tickets at the 7-Eleven," sighed Inspector Lim, who has spent three days staring at CCTV footage of identical balding heads.

The missing man’s choice of attire has been described as 'aggressive invisibility,' a survival tactic used by heartland males to blend into the concrete of the void deck.

Psychologists suggest that the man might not even be missing, but has simply merged with the plastic furniture at the local coffee shop to avoid talking to his family.

Neighbors claim they see him every day, but also admit they haven't actually looked a person over the age of fifty in the eye for several years.

At press time, the police have requested that if the man wishes to be found, he should consider wearing a neon pink leotard or any garment that doesn't scream 'I am an NPC in a Bedok simulation.'