Local Primary 6 student Lucas Tan has successfully bypassed the world-first social media ban by utilizing a high-level hacking technique known as “clicking 1990.”

The prepubescent mastermind managed to infiltrate TikTok after defeating a security prompt that asked if he was an adult—a barrier the Australian government genuinely believed was more impenetrable than a SAF ammunition depot.

“I had to focus for six seconds,” Lucas admitted, while refreshing a feed of degenerate brain-rot content.

“But then I realized I could just lie to the computer.”

“It was either that or actually acknowledge my parents’ presence, and I’m not that mentally ill yet.”

Singapore authorities are reportedly monitoring the situation, with plans to counter this sophisticated loophole by requiring a rectal scan and a character reference from Lee Kuan Yew’s ghost before allowing anyone to view a 15-second dance challenge.