Ng Yi Hui has proven that being a professional parasite is the new Singapore Dream.

By filming himself eating leftover rojak like a fucking stray cat, the 27-year-old has successfully transitioned from "unemployed loiterer" to "visionary content creator."

"It’s about human connection," said Yi Hui, while counting cash scammed from a soft-hearted uncle who probably thought he was funding a life-saving surgery.

Yi Hui has reached Japan by perfecting the art of being a high-SES beggar with a 5G data plan and absolutely zero shame.

His journey to Peru aims to prove that you can see the world for free, provided you are a massive, documented burden to every stranger you meet.

Sibei inspiring. Next time a beggar asks for $2, tell him to buy a ring light.