Local property agents are praising Israel’s latest "Combat Zone" declaration as a visionary urban renewal project for the Zahrani River district.

"The military is essentially doing the demolition work for free," remarked Daryl, a top-tier agent who specializes in high-yield distressed assets.

He noted that the forced evacuation of residents has finally solved the pesky problem of stubborn tenants refusing to vacate their units.

The new "Yellow Line" is being marketed to high-net-worth Singaporeans as a prestigious gated community with mandatory 24/7 pyrotechnic displays.

Daryl claims that dodging drone strikes is a small price to pay for a freehold property with a truly "unblocked view."

He also suggested that the constant sound of artillery provides a refreshing change from the renovation noises in his HDB corridor.

Investors are reportedly rushing to buy, noting that a bombed-out crater in Tyre is still cheaper than a parking lot in Sentosa Cove.

"It’s high-risk, high-reward," Daryl added, while trying to flip a plot of rubble.