A Punggol resident has officially joined the 1% after paying a premium $800 entrance fee to use the exclusive staircase landing at Block 138 Edgedale Plains.

The National Environment Agency (NEA) confirmed the man purchased the "Triple Threat" VIP package, which included two public urinations, an artisanal defecation, and a celebratory post-poop cigarette.

Witnesses say the man provided a "curated reveal" by covering his masterpiece with tissue paper, a classy touch usually reserved for five-star hotel turndown services.

"The $800 price tag is a bargain when you consider the 360-degree ventilation and the thrill of being watched by high-definition government cameras," said one local property enthusiast.

"While most people waste money on overpriced staycations, this visionary chose to invest in the raw, industrial aesthetic of a public stairwell."

The NEA has praised the man’s contribution to the state treasury, noting that his fine will fund more CCTV cameras to film future public performances in 4K resolution.

The neighbor who discovered the brown treasure has since requested a commemorative plaque be installed to honor the most expensive dump in Punggol's history.