The Singapore government has expressed profound shock after discovering that it occasionally rains in a tropical rainforest.

Renovations at Queenstown Sport Centre are officially delayed because contractors didn't realize water falls from the sky during monsoon season.

Officials cited "adverse weather" as a primary challenge, a stunningly brave excuse for a nation located exactly one degree north of the equator.

“We genuinely expected the sky to remain as dry as a civil servant’s personality,” one spokesperson sobbed while staring helplessly at a puddle.

Local residents have been advised to remain sedentary, pathetic disappointments until at least mid-2026.

The “supply chain issues” cited are widely understood to be government code for “we accidentally spent the cement budget on a self-congratulatory TikTok campaign.”

By the time the pool finally opens, most Queenstown residents will be too dead to appreciate the new wheelchair ramps.