The Ministry of Home Affairs confirmed that Singaporean ICA officers will finally be forced to breathe the same recycled oxygen as their Malaysian counterparts for ten hours a day.

The co-located facility aims to streamline clearance by trapping Singaporean superiority complexes and Malaysian "can-wait-lah" attitudes in a single, unventilated room.

Under the new SOPs, officers from both nations must share a single stapler and a mutual hatred for anyone crossing the border to save three dollars.

Sources suggest the "fine-tuning" involves deciding which government gets to control the thermostat and who is responsible for the mysterious footprint on the toilet seat.

Commuters are warned that while physical transit is quicker, the mental toll of watching two bureaucracies fight over a shared extension cord will be immense.

The agreement includes a special provision allowing Singaporean officers to maintain a permanent sneer while scanning any passport originating from Johor.

Experts predict the office will eventually become a crime scene over a stolen ballpoint pen.