The Ministry of Defence has issued a national red alert as thousands of feral, sweat-drenched men were unleashed back into civilised society this Friday evening.

The weekly “booking out” exodus saw recruits abandoning all tactical discipline to sprint towards the ferry terminal like crack-addicted hyenas chasing a scent of freedom.

Civilian casualties were reported at Pasir Ris MRT after a wave of botak-headed teenagers, smelling of stale camouflage and desperation, trampled anyone standing between them and a hot meal.

"Walao, these boys really no hope one, once gate open they run like their backside on fire," remarked Master Sergeant Lim while surveying the carnage.

"I tell them 'knock it twenty' they cry, but for one plate of chicken rice and a girl's touch, they can break Olympic world records sial."

Despite the military training designed to forge elite protectors, the only combat skill demonstrated was the ability to shove an elderly auntie aside to secure a seat on the train.

Experts warn that the public should avoid eye contact with anyone carrying a stinky duffel bag until at least Saturday morning.

"Don't pray-pray ah, they haven't see daylight for five days, they see any girl also think is Miss Universe," Lim added.