The Ministry of Defence has officially designated "Absolute F***ing Boredom" as a core combat skill after a Corporal successfully hallucinated a full conversation with a moth.

Private Lim, currently serving his fifth "extra" for being a total waste of space, reportedly spent six hours counting the individual paint blisters in the guardroom.

"Oi, I tell you ah, the wall start to talk back to me at 3 AM, sibeh steady until I almost sign on," Lim remarked while tenderly caressing his empty SAR-21.

Commandants are praising the initiative, noting that the ability to remain conscious while your soul slowly evaporates is essential for defending the island.

"Lim is a f***ing natural, he stare at one spot so long he forget his own IC number, this is the true warrior spirit," said his Encik, who was busy hiding in the bunk.

The SAF plans to roll out "Advanced Wall-Staring" modules, replacing actual jungle warfare with sessions on how to avoid hanging oneself with a rifle sling.

New protocols will ensure every sentry post is equipped with exactly one suicidal cockroach to provide tactical companionship during the midnight shift.