Samsung has unveiled its revolutionary "Spontaneous Disassembly" feature, designed to ensure Singaporeans never get too comfortable with their expensive purchases.

One local owner discovered his $2,099 QLED panel had successfully filed for a legal separation from its own frame while he was on holiday.

The tech giant initially informed the victim that structural integrity was an "expired premium feature" and suggested buying a replacement.

"Wah lau, I come home then the screen already on floor like drunkard," the owner complained.

"I say hello, your TV got leprosy or what? Luckily my boy not there, if not become chopped char siew!"

Samsung eventually agreed to repair the unit for free, realizing that a TV doubling as a living-room guillotine is a PR nightmare.