SBS Transit has introduced a high-velocity facial exfoliation service at Ang Mo Kio Interchange to modernise public transport.

A lucky 22-year-old passenger received a premium “Glass Shard Treatment” when his Service 24 bus aggressively cuddled a Go-Ahead Service 136.

The victim, claiming "mental trauma," was reportedly listening to music when the side window suddenly decided to identify as confetti.

“Wah lao, I just sitting there only then suddenly boom, the glass fly into my face like sparkles,” the victim complained.

“The driver never even help, just tell me go down, like I the one who drive the bus into the backside.”

SBS Transit clarified that ignoring the bleeding victim was a mindfulness exercise designed to build resilience in Gen Z.