In a masterclass of innovative logistics, a visionary trailer driver in Sengkang has successfully implemented a "gravity-first" approach to cargo management.

The worker, clearly finding safety straps too restrictive for his artistic expression, allowed a massive barrel to liberate itself mid-turn.

One pedestrian was treated to a complimentary high-intensity interval training session as he fled the rolling cylinder.

"Siao eh, the barrel just fall like that, luckily I run fast or I become human prata man," one eyewitness remarked while hyperventilating.

"I thought was new government initiative to make us exercise more leh!"

Experts say this "Kinetic Delivery" method is the future, provided Singaporeans stop being so sensitive about almost being crushed into meat-slurry.