Local scholar and aspiring cloud-chaser, Jeremy, successfully detached his soul from his physical vessel after three aggressive tugs on a grape-flavored Kpod.

Witnesses say Jeremy spent thirty minutes performing an avant-garde interpretive dance outside a stranger’s flat, which involved vibrating against a metal gate and projectile vomiting with the majestic force of a malfunctioning Merlion.

“I wasn’t trying to break in,” Jeremy slurred through a haze of synthetic chemicals and total brain failure.

“I honestly thought the gate was a physical CAPTCHA code I had to solve to enter the next stage of my reincarnation.”

The youth’s descent into the spiritual void was so profound he forgot that physics existed, resulting in the dramatic loss of his left slipper—a holy sacrifice to the HDB corridor gods.

The Singapore Police Force arrived to provide their complimentary ‘High-AF Escort Service,’ gently informing Jeremy that he was currently on the wrong floor and potentially the wrong planet.

Officers seized the illegal vaporiser, effectively ending Jeremy’s brief career as a multidimensional traveler and returning him to the harsh reality of being a total loser in Sengkang.

Jeremy was last seen being led away, still wondering why his front door was suddenly being guarded by armed men instead of his mother.