In a breakthrough for local romance, Singaporean men have finally located the female erogenous zone at the bottom of a luxury shopping bag.

Recent data suggests that the lubrication of a relationship is best achieved through the heavy application of a titanium credit card at Marina Bay Sands.

Local researcher Dr Lim noted that the sound of a receipt printer is now the primary aphrodisiac for anyone living in a high-rise concrete box.

"Last time I try talk nice-nice she don't want, now I buy one Gucci belt she wet like reservoir already," said local boyfriend, Ah Beng.

Experts warn that failure to provide seasonal luxury drops may result in immediate dry spells lasting longer than a major MRT breakdown.

"You think I cheap ah? No LV no touching, simple logic right?" commented 22-year-old Instagram influencer, Cheryl.

The government is reportedly considering replacing traditional marriage vows with a ten-year interest-free installment plan at Paragon.