Singapore Airlines pilots are reportedly reconsidering their “vibes-based” approach to meteorology after a report confirmed their radar was about as useful as a solar-powered flashlight.

Investigators remain baffled as to how the crew missed massive, towering clouds, suggesting the cockpit was perhaps engaged in a high-stakes game of “The Floor is Lava.”

The Captain’s tactical decision to remove his window sunshade to check for a thunderstorm while the plane was already inverted has been hailed as a masterclass in reactive problem-solving.

The radar, which had failed three times previously, was cleared for flight because it successfully passed a test proving it could ignore reality with 100% accuracy.

Passengers who briefly achieved human-projectile status were later informed that their unscheduled trip to the ceiling was a complimentary upgrade to the “Gravity-Free” tier.

SIA maintains that safety remains their top priority, provided that safety doesn't involve functional equipment or pilots actually looking out the window.