
Singapore ACSI Fees Now Require Monthly Sacrifice Of Human Organs
ACS Independent has unveiled a fee structure designed to finally eradicate the lingering stench of the middle class.
The prestigious institution now demands a tuition fee roughly equivalent to the annual GDP of a small European nation.
Management confirmed the price hike funds the mandatory Botox injections for all Year 1 students to maintain a look of perpetual superiority.
"Wah lau, I sell my liver but still cannot afford the school tie leh," lamented one aspiring social climber.
"If my son don't get IB 45 points, I will personally throw him into the Kallang River for wasting my money."
The school remains committed to ensuring 'The Best Is Yet To Be'βprovided your family tree is liquid gold.
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