ComfortDelGro has officially dismissed a visionary taxi driver for innovating a new "convertible" experience for passengers who enjoy the thrill of imminent death.

The driver was caught on camera twice with his door open, proving that even a basic flag-down rate entitles you to feel the wind on your sweaty leg hair.

Management clarified that while they support "cost-cutting measures," using the driver-side door as a giant air-scoop is not a valid substitute for fixing the broken compressor.

Disappointed fans of the "suicide cabby" argue that this was the most exciting thing to happen in Kembangan since a resident accidentally tipped a Grab rider.

The driver reportedly plans to apply for a private-hire license next, where he hopes to pilot a vehicle that lacks a roof or basic structural integrity.

After all, Sinkies always complain about the humid weather, but when a hero gives you a 60km/h cross-breeze, you immediately report him like a total pussy.