The Urban Redevelopment Authority has announced the closure of CTE Exit 8B, primarily to observe the fascinating sight of Sinkies losing their minds over a minor two-hour detour.

While officials cite "bridge construction" for a new cycling link, insiders suggest the real objective is to test how quickly the average driver’s fragile psyche collapses when forced toward Braddell Road at midnight.

"Wah lau, two hours only but my GPS already giving up on life," remarked one Grab driver currently weeping into his steering wheel.

"I just want to go home, why must make me go one big round like I doing National Service all over again?"

Authorities hope the new bridge will encourage cycling, despite knowing most Singaporeans only exercise when chasing a departing bus.