Luxury living in Singapore has reached peak exclusivity with the introduction of the "Interactive Handicap Cubicle" experience.

A 45-year-old professional spouse decided swimming trunks were far too restrictive for the high-intensity hospitality he planned for a local student.

Apparently, the latest condo management "community bonding" initiatives now include unsolicited tongue-work and urinal-side networking.

"Wah lau, I thought my maintenance fees covered the pool only, not a free buffet downstairs," remarked one traumatised resident.

A witness added, "Nowadays sauna very dangerous, go inside come out got extra 'service' you never ask for, sibeh scary leh!"

The judicial system has rewarded this predatory enthusiast with 18 months of government-funded lodging and three rattan-based exfoliation treatments.