
Singapore Confirms NS Evasion A Graver Sin Than Being A Pedophile
Amos Yee is finally back in Singapore, proving that you can flee to the USA but you can’t escape the SAF’s massive hard-on for paperwork.
While the FBI thinks he’s a child-grooming piece of shit, the Singapore government is way more triggered that he missed his medical check-up.
Legal experts confirmed he won’t be prosecuted for his US sex crimes because Singapore only cares if you’re doing drugs overseas, not kids.
He might enjoy "consensual" underage roleplay, but he’s about to experience some non-consensual shouting from a sweaty Sergeant in a humid bunk.
Honestly, the only thing more offensive than his YouTube channel is the fact that taxpayers are now funding his prison food.
Welcome home, you skinny fucker; hope you like push-ups.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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