The Monetary Authority of Singapore has finally intervened after two local directors took the term "liquid assets" far too literally.

The pair managed to accumulate $160 million, which is significantly more than most Sinkies earn from their side-hustles selling overpriced home-baked cookies.

Authorities seized the cash after realizing the directors' investment strategy mostly involved turning scam proceeds into "clean" legal tender through a transnational spin cycle.

"Aiyoo, I always see them in office looking so steady pom pi pi," noted a nearby security guard.

"I thought they very pro at 'Capital Asia', turns out they just 'Capital Scammers' lor!"

If convicted, the duo faces ten years in prison, where they will finally learn how to wash clothes without involving a complex network of offshore shell companies.