A logistics visionary has revolutionised the Singaporean "grindset" by excavating a Hougang dumpster for a $900 gold anklet.

While most CEOs waste money on expensive retreats, this enlightened Sinkie discovered corporate success lies beneath layers of rotting prawn heads.

The entrepreneur claimed sniffing domestic waste provided a more profound perspective on market volatility than any business degree.

“Eh, business like that one lor, sometimes you up, sometimes you down in the rubbish chute,” the man explained while scrubbing curry stains off his neck.

“Smell like shit only but if you persevere, confirm find gold one!”

Experts suggest wading through sewage is now the preferred KPI for Singaporeans looking to scale their startups.