The Ministry of Education (MOE) today announced a groundbreaking new initiative to streamline the burgeoning underground assignment ghostwriting economy: mandatory government-certified Ghost-Scribes. Sources confirm the move is not an admission of failure, but rather a visionary pivot to harness the untapped potential of academic plagiarism. Parents, long frustrated by unofficial "tutors" charging exorbitant fees for mediocre work, will now benefit from standardised, tiered pricing. "Wah, now got official price list, can budget better, leh," commented one relieved parent, queuing for the 'A-Level Distinction' package. The government assures the public that quality control will be strict, with all ghostwritten essays now subject to a mandatory 10% originality audit, ensuring a truly Singaporean standard of excellence.