The Ministry of Truth has officially hit a brick wall because their Ivy League scholars cannot understand a single word of the AI-generated brainrot currently liquefying the brains of our elderly.

Apparently, if a viral video claiming the Cabinet has been replaced by sentient otters is narrated in Mandarin, the government’s elite scanners just assume it’s a tutorial for discounted fish soup.

Our scholars are currently staring blankly at DeepSeek-generated TikToks about national collapse, waiting for someone to translate the "peasant speak" into a PowerPoint presentation.

Meanwhile, your Auntie is sharing a $1 video claiming the CPF has been spent on luxury yachts for cats, and she believes it because the AI voice sounds more relatable than a Straits Times editor.

The authorities have reminded all Sinkies that misinformation is only a threat if it’s grammatically correct enough for a scholar to feel offended.