Duty Manager Ridzwan has been nominated for a state funeral after treating a lost iPhone like a literal human heart.

Sensing the national emergency, Ridzwan “raced” to SIA to ensure a pair of boomers didn’t have to face the existential horror of talking to each other on a cruise.

The device was reportedly filled with 4,000 blurry photos of seafood buffets and unverified WhatsApp warnings about poisoned Mandarin oranges.

In a move that made the local GDP tremble, the hotel even paid the courier fee, confirming that customer service in Singapore is just a polite term for professional masochism.

Ridzwan was later handed a “Kindness Award,” a prestigious piece of plastic given to staff who successfully prevent rich people from having a minor public meltdown.

Thanks to this hero, the couple can now ignore the majestic ocean scenery while scrolling through TikTok at 50% volume in the ship’s dining hall.