The literal manifestation of prosperity has finally admitted that blessing Singaporeans is a low-margin business compared to a $12 million windfall.

Dressed in his traditional red robes, the deity was spotted shading Toto squares after realizing his heavenly portfolio couldn't withstand the 9% GST hike.

“I’ve spent centuries making people rich, but I still can’t afford a pathetic three-room flat in Tengah,” the god lamented while checking his pathetic POSB savings balance.

Furious Sinkies have accused the deity of “insider trading,” claiming it is biologically unfair for a guy who controls luck to participate in a gambling draw.

Others were more sympathetic, noting that even a cosmic being needs a side hustle when a bowl of laksa costs $8.50 at a non-aircon food court.

The Ministry of Manpower is currently investigating whether the deity possesses a valid work permit to manifest wealth while on a social visit pass.