In a shocking display of self-agency, a Singaporean man dared to feel something other than crushing fatigue during his MRT commute.Tay Choon Loong, 37, committed the heinous act of vaping publicly, for a flavour beyond "existential dread."Authorities, swift as ever, launched a full-scale investigation, deploying resources usually reserved for tracking lost tissue packets.His cardinal sin? Possessing and buying an imitation tobacco product from a Geylang back alley, all to simply stay awake – a radical concept for Sinkies.The S$2,200 fine reminds us: personal well-being is strictly regulated here, especially if it involves enjoyment.Next time, he’ll just stare blankly at his phone, like a true patriot.A disciplined citizen’s alertness comes from fear of a fine, not some measly vape.