The Singapore Armed Forces has confirmed that "India 1" is currently a smoking crater after a signal recruit mistook standard radio interference for a command to level the battalion cookhouse.

Private Loke, who struggled to spell 'authentication' during his basic training, reportedly misinterpreted a burst of static as a tactical request for "maximum violence" against the morning’s soggy bee hoon.

"The radio sound like my grandmother snoring, then suddenly I hear 'fire', so I just press only lor," explained Loke while being escorted to the detention barracks.

Military experts suggest that the "Over and Out" protocol is far too complex for teenagers whose brains have been liquefied by five days in the jungle.

"I ask for sit-rep, this bodoh go give me his IPPT score," screamed Captain Teo, who is currently undergoing a mental breakdown.

The SAF has responded by replacing all signal sets with a series of aggressive hand gestures and interpretive dance.