In a crushing blow to gig-economy efficiency, a private-hire driver was jailed for using "unconventional performance enhancers" to survive brutal shifts.

The entrepreneurial technician decided that instead of overpriced coffee, methamphetamine was the perfect way to maintain a 5-star rating without pesky "sleep."

To maximize his side-hustle, the driver also offered passengers a "premium energy package" delivered in convenient portions stashed in his car.

"Brother, I just want to hit trip targets lah, if not how to feed family?" explained a fellow driver.

"Nowadays if don't take Ice, how to drive until 4am and still can smile at grumpy passengers?"

Authorities remain committed to ensuring Singaporeans stay exhausted the natural way.