Following a viral “private viewing” between the former Chief Executive and a Vice-President, the agency launched a whistle-blowing channel tuned to hotel room moans.

The new code includes a mandatory “Double-Zip” dress code ensuring agents don't accidentally fall into bed together during home tours.

Management is shifting from “personality-driven branding” to “surveillance-driven celibacy” to prevent further “personal mistakes.”

“Wah lau, now cannot even talk to boss without HR thinking I want to unlock his master bedroom,” complained one agent in a condo toilet.

“Last time videos were about freehold properties, now only thing free is the snitch-line for thirsty executives.”