The S.E.A. Aquarium has officially been declared the premier lepak destination for Singaporeans who enjoy staring at captive life forms even more miserable than themselves.

Thousands of exhausted auditors flock to the glass daily, finding solace in the fact that a hammerhead shark has less personal space than a shoebox apartment.

Management confirmed the "Open Ocean" habitat effectively simulates the crushing existential dread of a Monday morning commute, but with better lighting.

“Wah lau, look at that giant stingray so shiok ah, just float there whole day do nothing,” remarked visitor Tan Ah Kow.

“I come here to lepak because the jellyfish don't ask for OT or KPI, they just vibrate pointlessly like my career.”

The attraction will soon offer "Sashimi-Vision" goggles for those who view biodiversity as a buffet.