In a city where physical contact is usually limited to MRT elbowing, Singaporeans are flocking to Bachata classes to simulate actual human intimacy.

These "sensual" sessions have become the primary method for local men to experience a female pulse without paying for a premium massage.

Instructors report that the level of desperation is so high, the studio floors require industrial-grade dehumidifiers to clear the pheromonal smog.

"Last time I try Tinder no luck, now I come here can kope girl's waist for free, damn worth it sia," remarked regular attendee Tan Ah Kow.

Women are reportedly using the classes to test if a potential partner can follow basic instructions before committing to a life of domestic misery.

"The guy sweat like tap water but at least he got hold my hand, better than my ex who only know how to play Mobile Legends," said local dancer Cheryl.

The Ministry has yet to tax the rhythmic pelvic grinding, though insiders suggest a 'Friction Levy' is imminent.