The Housing Development Board has officially approved the trade of non-essential internal organs as a legitimate down-payment method for resale flats.

With prices hitting $1.5 million, the government insists that breathing is a luxury that younger Sinkies simply haven't earned yet.

Authorities suggested that a well-functioning left lung could potentially shave fifty years off a standard mortgage in a non-mature estate like Sengkang.

"Wah lao, one million plus for Queenstown? I give my liver also not enough, must give my heart then can stay near MRT," lamented local resident Tan Ah Kow.

Financial experts predict that by 2040, the average BTO application will require a literal sacrifice to the gods of urban planning.

"Actually quite shiok leh, no lung means I don't need to exercise, more time to work and pay my CPF," another citizen wheezed while signing his property deed in blood.